“The Meaner Digger” La Flor Dominicana “End of the World” Smoke
November 23, 2012
12/22/12
…. EAS: EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM… THIS MESSAGE IS NOT A TEST…
EARLY WARNING FACILITIES REPORTING
TOBACCO HAVEN – BROOKLINE, NEW HAMPSHIRE
LA FLOR DOMINICANA – SANTIAGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
Throughout human existence the End of the World “DOOMSDAY” has been predicted time and time again with the human race surviving each prediction. The year is 2012 and there is a new “DOOMSDAY” scenario looming.
Months of intense monitoring and years of cigar research have brought La Flor Dominicana to accurately predict the End of the World we all know to occur on 12/21/2012.
The focus of this research that has led to this “DOOMSDAY” prediction is a doomful cigar (The MEANER DIGGER) observed on a direct crash course to Tobacco Haven – North of the Border – Brookline, NH. After further research it has been determined that upon it’s arrival on earth, which has been confirmed as December 21, 2012, all humankind will be extinct.
The MEANER DIGGER
Length: 10 Inches
Ring Gauge: 60
Wrapper: Dual Wrapped Ecuadorian Sun Grown Barber Pole
Binder/Filler: Dominican (Double Ligero)
Production
One Time Release Limited Edition (Tobacco Haven Exclusive)
2012 TOTAL CIGARS
100 – 20 Count Boxes
1 – 12 Count Box (To be left for the last person on Earth)
….EAS MESSAGE COMPLETE….
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La Flor Domincana “DOOMSDAY” Event will take place on
Friday, December 21, 2012
from
2:00 PM – Until the World Ends
at
Tobacco Haven – North of the Border
44C Route 13, Brookline,
New Hampshire 03033
(603) 673 – 1178
The MEANER DIGGER will officially release at this event with guests attending getting the first opportunity to buy the Meaner Digger with those who call prior to the event/or during will be placed on a waiting list receiving the opportunity to buy one of the boxes that are not sold. Be there or call for this World Ending Cigar!!!
Holy Smokes, that’s a big cigar. Gotta have one.
If the world doesn’t end, this big smoke will kill me lol.
What a way to say goodbye, a 10 by 60, not a bad way to go.
Nothing I rather be smoking than a La Flor as the world is ending.
Just got the “doomsday” high gravity beer…can’t wait for the cigar. What a life:)